Hey! Just thought I’d update my random followers, I haven’t had interwebs in a while, so that’s why I haven’t posted anything in forever, but basically I’m writing a book. I’ve been trying to find a topic for a long time and I found it last night sooo :) I’ll be publishing a book sometime in the future. Either that, or, after sending it to every publishing...
Some women are like deer, you just wanna chop their head off and mount them…
May 30, 2012 Mini-Rant
I don’t like the phrase “i don’t believe in it”. Not about things like mythical creatures and religion and things like that. I mean about things that obviously exist… Things like marrige and suicide. They exist…they aren’t like unicorns. Say I don’t like the idea because I don’t believe in is idiotic and you shoulda been swallowed at birth… -Love Philip, Kiss Kiss
Why did you have to advance so fast? Why couldn’t we have stuck with pagers and pay phones? Mobile phones are annoying… allowing everyone to get a hold of you anytime they want. What if I don’t want to talk to those people? What’s up with auto-correct? Always trying to guess what I’m saying. Why can’t I just send a made up word to somebody without having to...
Are you... freaking... kidding me...
So I’ve been watching South Park and I got to the Scientology episode, “I’m trapped in the closet”… I looked up Scientology… and found this… A long denied story about the Basis of the beliefs of Scientology have finally been admitted by a senior member of the church. A core doctrine of Scientology belief is that freeing the human body of...
Papa: "...and I'm like where'd you get all those bruises and he's like I got in a fight with five n***as."
Papa: "That's what he said!"
Jerry: "Sorry u can talk to jen she doesnt like me anyway I put my anti-dyke spray on today."
Sounds like Jack Johnson×John Mayer÷(√Jason Mraz×90000)
*achoo* “Oh God it went everywhere!” -A. Jacob Sears
I’m a commander, I can’t just sit around and masturbate all...
Why're you even a country?
Jen: She still wants to argue it with you. She says look at Canadian history.
Me: Does Canada even have history? Why are you still even a country!?
Jen: *Laughing* Shut up!
Dallas: "We're Germoan. That's it."
Joshua: "So we surf and kill Jews?"